1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

Wisdom has lost repute because it so often applies to a state of affairs that no longer exists.

Regret leads to overeating and naps.

As an elder I mistrust the wisdom of age.

To avoid discord, never put two wise people in the same room.

Most self-laceration is more noisy than painful.

The harp is an insipid instrument--no good for dancing, feasting, or marching, only for sitting primly in a parlor or on a cloud.

I regret. I apologize. I blame myself. I continue as before.

Regretting the past does not prevent me from repeating it.

Mathematics: silent harmonies. Music: sounding numbers.