1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

Cruel impulses stir all about my kindly heart.

The eye deals with excess more easily than the stomach does.

Perversity depends on reversal and substitution.

The educated can listen impassively to almost anything.

Consciousness is our only reprieve from Time.

Satire is born of the cities it denounces.

When money disappears, we soon understand the power of absence.

Always late: thus I make you the prisoner of my freedom.

I'm being treated like a sex object, cried the lady. No matter. I will take care of it, said Time soothingly.