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    My father liked to moralize, and so do I. But he was in earnest, while I am embarrassed and pretend that I am merely being witty.

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    Warning: fortune cookies don’t care what happens to you.

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    I feel disappointed, but I don’t remember just what I expected.

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    Jealousy is inconsolable because it cannot know the beloved.

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