1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

Don’t tell me it’s raining when you’re peeing on me!

If I can’t serve as a role model, let me serve as a warning.

The harp is an insipid instrument – no good for dancing, feasting, or marching, only for sitting primly in a parlor or on a cloud.

Let’s have some good, old-fashioned literature, with a virgin and a moral.

I like what I do for a living. I also like NOT doing it – perhaps even more.

The beginning of self-knowledge: recognizing that your motives are the same as other people’s.

I dream of vague shapes that hint of my heart’s desire.

I know God exits, but I don’t know where.

At the dinner table, if you can’t think of anything to say, sit quietly. Don’t throw rolls, or chew on your napkin.