1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

Sex is not imaginary, but it is not quite real either.

I can imagine many things, but few clearly.

Living alone makes it harder to find someone to blame.

To be fulfilled, a prophecy needs lots of flexibility.

Change is upsetting. Repetition is tedious. Three cheers for variation!

When a modest man praises himself, people listen.

Lovers' quarrels are not generally about money. Divorce cases generally are.

The Simple Life is not a simple life.

Simplicity is a strict taskmaster.