1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

The suburbs: signs of life, but no proofs.

Everyone makes sexy sounds; relatively few, sexy sights.

Wit puts politicians at risk.

Later is always my first choice.

Great talkers are trying to fill the gap between themselves and others, but only widen it.

Losing gracefully is commended but never chosen.

Complainers detest each other.

'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.'

One who can find lemons sweet and grapes sour is ready for Dame Fortune.