1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

The price of telling your troubles is having to listen to advice.

Every seeming equality conceals a hierarchy.

Narcissus weeps to find that his Image does not return his love.

Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating.

The smile of a politician is strong and friendly, but noncommittal.

Many count on their disadvantages to cover for them.

Self-hatred is sometimes appropriate.

Vanity is easily duped. Ambition, not.

My love grows wide and shallow in an effort to spread my losses.