1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

The little suckings and smackings of the perversions are the sounds of joyous infancy.

Man invented the gods. Then the gods went off on their own, but not far.

Victimization has its privileges, and I want some.

Work saves us from melancholy. Pleasure exposes us to it.

Aimless drifting also fulfills an intention.

If you are going to be rude, be quick about it.

Sweet smiles soften judgment. Sweet haunches unseat it.

I keep renaming my motives, but continue doing the same things.

Our punning minds rejoin what logic has separated.