1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

The desire to perform impedes conversation.

Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled quarreling.

Love begins with an image; lust with a sensation.

Nothing easier than to confuse busyness with goodness.

Antagonistic cooperation is the principle of all markets and many marriages.

Mars and Venus are at it again. This time, Hephaestus is standing by with a private detective, a photographer, and a lawyer.

As a child I was middle-aged and cautious compared to my impulsive father.

Magic lives in curves, not angles.

Boredom, not the will, is the mother of change. Necessity is the father.