1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

Alone, I am drunk on my thoughts; in company, I am sober again.

My ambition in life: to become successful enough to resume my career as a neurasthenic.

Fortuna likes to find a crowd and follow it.

Women encourage men to be childish, then scold them.

Eccentricity gives misfits a way of fitting in.

If you should ever acknowledge my existence, I plan to snub you.

Tales of adultery are much improved by period costumes.

Explanations comfort us by giving the impression that there is an order in things.

Even in rapture, part of the mind watches.