1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

Every time I change the way I explain myself to myself, I have to rearrange the story of my life.

Stupidity is a fact of life, but unmentionable. The new Prudery.

Boredom makes me sleepy or restless.

Self-analysis always cheats.

Love Songs Now: Fewer broken hearts, more sexual misery.

Healthy vanity sweeps through life. Sickly vanity lies in bed.

Like love, grief fades in and out.

Until I am ready to lose weight, I cannot see how fat I am.

Lies save trouble now, but may return in thunder and lightning.