1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

Love talks and talks. Lust is brief and to the point.

The realist lies for advantage. The fantasist lies to give his dreams a flavor of reality.

Vanity well fed is benevolent. Vanity hungry is spiteful.

I alternate between reading cook books and reading diet books.

Kafka: cries of helplessness in twenty powerful volumes.

I am skeptical in principle, gullible in practice.

As soon as I hear of a right, I want it.

Generosity knows how to count, but refrains.

Eagerness to please attracts bullies and bores.