1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

New York is full of abandoned churches. A Godless city, but full of superstitions on every subject--art, money, sex, food, health.

I am often attracted to people with whom I could not hold a five minute conversation.

When a man bores a woman, she complains. When a woman bores a man, he ignores her.

In psychoanalysis, only the fee is exactly what it seems to be.

Jargon: any technical language we do not understand.

Boredom strives to detach, but finds itself stuck.

As every cockroach knows, thriving on poisons is the secret of success.

The lyric deals with love and sorrow, the aphorism with contradiction and deceit.

A quiet fool can go undiscovered for a long time.