1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

Memories contain hidden editorials on current events.

Think carefully before asking for justice. Mercy might be safer.

The squabbles of philandering Zeus and shrewish Hera are the Greeks' comment on married life.

People often are unsure whether or not they are in love, but they generally know whether or not they are having sex.

Curiosity, easily frightened, takes refuge in puzzles, murder mysteries, and spectator sports.

Sleaze is a point by point refutation of elegance.

The sorrow of not being movie stars overwhelms millions.

As night falls, every joy glows brighter.

A Museum of fetishes would give special attention to the history of underwear.