1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

The time I kill is killing me.

Successful innovations become conventions.

Courage, determination, and hard work are all very nice, but not so nice as an oil well in the back yard.

Some marriages depend on domestic arguments the way the courts depend on litigation.

My obsessions used to be my protectors, but now they have taken me prisoner.

Every lover's lament has an element of boasting.

To avoid eye contact, kiss.

Poor but happy is not a phrase invented by a poor person.

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.