1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

Good manners protect the privileged, but leave the unprivileged more vulnerable.

Beggars market their incapacity.

My strengths make me contemptuous. My weaknesses make me charitable.

A: Everything changes. B: But not enough.

The same old thing--even if it's champagne--is still the same old thing.

Love sorrows are addictive as other sorrows are not.

Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.

Lechery is secretive, but must finally reveal itself to at least one.

Hypocrisy is the outside of cynicism.