1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

I tried good taste, but the strain was too much for me.

Children use all their wiles to get their way with adults. Adults do the same with children.

People often imagine that being hard to please confers a certain superiority.

The more powerless people are, the longer they are kept waiting.

I have a special grudge against those who have the same faults as I do.

I know God exits, but I don't know where.

Boredom turns to panic if my beloved leaves before the usual time.

Laughter scares off lust.

Journalism never admits that nothing much is happening.