1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

Shaw writes as if it were always midday.

Your words and my words are the same, but not our meaning.

I criticize myself ruthlessly, but never mention the faults of which I am truly ashamed.

God has replaced sex as the unmentionable.

I gulp down my pleasures, chew over my miseries.

If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements.

Stutters and snorts are meaningful but not usually referential.

Lies and promises are necessary but not sufficient.

Lack of reciprocity ruins friendships, but makes love affairs exciting for a time.