1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

True wit has a grave intention.

Home again, I can groan, scratch, and talk to myself.

To win hearts, smile kindly on people's weaknesses.

Health foods make promises that only the Second Coming could fulfill.

After rejection - misery, then thoughts of revenge, and finally, oh well, another try elsewhere.

silence is the most intolerable of answers.

Do not wait for a reason to be happy.

What lies behind appearance is usually another appearance.

Methodology is applied ideology.