21 Quotes by Matt Forbeck

Sounds great,” Cha0s said. “It’s a date!”Parker ended the call. “Ew, ew, ew!” she said. “I want to wash off my phone. No, I want to disinfect it. No, I want to throw it into the ocean.”“When we’re done,” Nate said. “You might need that until then.”“Great work, Parker,” Sophie said. “You reeled him in well. You could have a future in that sort of work.”“Don’t even think about it,” Parker said. “For Hardison, I’ll do it, but—ew!

It’s a classic scam.”“Classic or classless?” Hardison said. “Ripping off old people for the simple crime of trusting you doesn’t seem like much of a challenge.”“Aren’t we a little out of this guy’s league?” Parker said, blunt as ever.“The man’s out to rob these comic-book legends of the last things they want to get rid of,” Hardison said. “They gave the world some of its finest heroes. Saving them’s the least we can do.

You want some?” Cha0s said as he turned toward Eliot. “Come and get it!”“Why is it that men reduce themselves to one-liners and bad movie quotes whenever they get into a fight?” said Parker. “Is there some kind of script they’re supposed to follow when they get to this point? Or does the raging testosterone just shut down their higher brain functions?

You want us to take on a job about funny books?”“They’re graphic novels,” Hardison said in a grave tone. “And it’s a serious art form. They’re the most vibrant format for modern literature. And—and they make freaking great movies. I mean, have you seen The Avengers?

Hardison held up a gigantic bag that Parker could have used as a dress. "I picked up all sorts of things," he said with a smile. "I grabbed the entire run of Chew, and I savaged the first trade paperback for the Magic: The Gathering comic, signed by the writer, no less.

Writing is an act of discovery in which you peel back the layers of the story as you write it down.

If you ever fall for a woman, make sure she’s got balls.

We put our trust in others, and sometimes they disappoint us in the worst possible ways. Does that mean we should lash out and look for people onto whom we can shuffle the blame?

You might feel like a superhero, but right now you’re as useless as a baby – and the UNSC doesn’t need any goddamn babies!