312 Quotes by Matt Groening

I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems

Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you!— Russ Cargill

But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!

What I’ve noticed in a lot of other cartoonists is a sullen resentfulness about their lack of attention and tiny checking accounts. I vowed back in the days when I had no money that I would not allow that kind of bitterness to overtake me. . . . Cartooning, in general, is a very solitary occupation, and it breeds all sorts of self-punishing thinking

I've found that child's play -stuff that was not considered serious, but goofy- was the stuff I liked to do, so I still do it as an adult.

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)

Welcome to Suckersville, man.