312 Quotes by Matt Groening

A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things.

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.

Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.

I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again.

I think human beings probably resonate with audiences more than bunnies, but who knows?

I like the 'Simpsons' pinball machines. Those are pretty great.

I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!

Science fiction and comedy are generally a pretty bumpy mix.