312 Quotes by Matt Groening

If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.

I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.

How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?

I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

American culture has a lot of great moustaches in its history. Mark Twain had a great moustache, Charlie Chaplin, Ben Turpin ... but Zappa, he's got the best moustache in American history. Got the moustache, right, and he's got that little thing on his chin, I think it's called an imperial, that is, like, the coolest thing. That's like one of the great icons of the twentieth century.

Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you’re annoying the hell out of someone else.

When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.

The writers led by Mike Scully are fantastic. And they’re creating original stories that not only don’t repeat what we’ve already done, they also don’t repeat anything I’ve seen on television.

For some reason, a lot of Hollywood big shots are curious to see how they’d be drawn with bulging eyes and no chin.