312 Quotes by Matt Groening

You see, Marriage is like a Coffin, and each Kid is another Nail.

I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.

I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth."Homer Simpson

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."Homer Simpson

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!"Homer Simpson

D'OH!

Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No."--Leonard Nimoy

Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same."--Reverend Lovejoy

Lisa, I apologize to you, I was wrong, I take it all back. Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We’ll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we’ll still be there. From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.