75 Quotes by Matt Stone

In our show, there's usually a comeuppance. Or, if not, it's an anti-ending. And you're supposed to get that.

I've been to China and Russia, and I don't know anything about Chinese or Soviet relations.

I just get my news from the Internet.

I'm concerned about people being happy,

I think the neoatheists have set atheism back a few decades. And I'm a self-described atheist.

Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like it.

We're kind of like the smoking section in high school. We're immature, keep to ourselves.

There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood,

How many fluids should you take in daily? That is an unanswerable question with all of the variables that affect our fluid needs at any given time. If you meet anyone who can answer that question for you, run away quickly.