75 Quotes by Matt Stone

That decision to commit your life to certain principles and a certain narrative, if I wrote a paper on that, I know I'd find inconsistencies.

I hate conservatives, but I really ... hate liberals.

Do goofy stories make people nice? What if, in their goofiness, these stories somehow inspire that in the right way. Is that a social good?

With religion I was always like, Does it matter if it's true if it makes you happy?

Cutting carbs, fats, or calories (dieting) is like trying to hold your breath. The longer you do it, the more your body resists it until you finally gasp for air – taking in more than ever to overcome the short-term deficit you induced.

Once you get yourselves into things that are working on a deeper level, you just have to keep going. When you reach that deeper level, you can’t go back.

That decision to commit your life to certain principles and a certain narrative, if I wrote a paper on that, I know I’d find inconsistencies.

Mormonism has this great cheesy aesthetic – when you watch their videos, it’s almost as if they’re about to flash a smile at the camera and burst into song. Mormon cheesiness is so close to musical cheesiness.

I’ve been to China and Russia, and I don’t know anything about Chinese or Soviet relations.