20 Quotes by Matt Wallace

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    It?”“Her. Him. Whatever.”“Angel is neither man nor woman. Men and women came later.

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    To be stabbed by a woman you didn't even sleep with for several years first," Ryland said. "Shameful. Had you an ounce of male pride you'd hang yourself with your own penis.

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    I am going to kill the fuck out of you now,” he informs the Easter bunny.

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    Indiana Jones was an imperialist grave-robbing sumbitch,” Cindy chimes in from behind Ritter. “I hate those fucking movies.

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    Everyone else sees a legion of undead clowns worshipping a giant chicken, right?” Moon asks. “Yes.” “Yeah.” Hara nods. Moon is visibly relieved. “Okay, good.

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    They’re meat with a trace amount of instinct reverberation, which makes them suited to event planning.

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    Tag, you know ‘half-and-half’ is a pejorative use of an ableist term,” Jett chastises. “Both the minotaur contingent and the centaur contingent find it highly offensive –.

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