57 Quotes by Matthew Heines

Wisdom of the Ages: "Being Poor" Of all the crimes committed in America, undoubtedly the most unforgivable.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Keystone Pipeline" Conveniently removes the need to speak figuratively about Congress stick a dagger into the heart of America.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Canada" still lobbying to get drinking and driving included as an Olympic sport.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Christmas Eve" The last time three wise men were seen in the Middle East.

Wisdom of the Ages: "12th Man" As official members of the Seattle Seahawks by virtue of the purchase of $100 plus jerseys made in sweatshops for $2, I will be expecting TWO Super Bowl rings in the mail in February.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Charlie Hebdo" Looks like they finally made a prophet.

Wisdom of the Ages “News People” Always joking around and happy. I guess that proves that ignorance really is bliss.

Wisdom of the Ages: “Government” Like a mafia protection racket-without the protection.

Wisdom of the Ages: “Christmas Eve” The last time three wise men were seen in the Middle East.