370 Quotes by Matthew McConaughey

They eat, they crap, they sleep, and if they’re crying they need to do one of the three and they’re having trouble doing it. Real simple.

Starting at about, I guess, forever, I’ve always looked forward to getting older. When I was 14, I couldn’t wait to be 16 and get a driver’s license.

For two years I led the Under-12 soccer league in red cards, as a goalie.

I didn’t want to miss my twenties preparing for the rest of my life.

I had a van that I customized so I could basically live out of that while I traveled and then I graduated to an Airstream. I’ve got three Airstreams now and they’re all customized different ways. The good thing about those is there’s not enough square footage to blow all your money.

I will say this: one of the things that is a pain when you’re expecting children is how much advice unsolicited people give you when you’re not asking for it.

So, here I am, fifty years in, looking back to look forward.

I think it’s because we’re looking for the meaning. Where is the meaning? We have mindless jobs, we take frantic vacations, deficit finance trips to the mall to buy more things that we think are going to fill these holes in our lives. Is it any wonder that we’ve lost our sense of direction?

More than enough room to have some dogs, raise a family, and bang on my congas in my birthday suit without disturbing a neighbor.