169 Quotes by Matthew Perry

I have what I like to call a 'chinneck.' My chin just flows rather easily into my neck.

I'm making plans to go away for a month to focus on my sobriety and to continue my life in recovery. Please enjoy making fun of me on the world wide web.

It's tough to have a movie-star persona when you're on a show as successful as 'Friends.'

Like, my house has a nice view, because, you know, I was on 'Friends.'

I used to believe in a "Ms. Right", but now i know there is like 4 million "Ms. Rights" and it is just a matter of which one you meet first.

I've been on a show before where I was on a billboard and then, after like three or four weeks, they took the billboard down and replaced it with nothing. Took my face down and put a white board up.

I'm very, very jealous of guys who just go and decide to party and then can work the next day.

I'm glad that life isn't like a Christmas song, because if my friends and I were building a snowman and it suddenly came alive when we put a hat on it, I'd probably freak and stab it to death with an icicle.

'The Whole Nine Yards' I liked right away. It was kind of a dark comedy at first. And just the idea of being in a movie with Bruce Willis was pretty exciting.