169 Quotes by Matthew Perry

I play a guy who is 40. And I am a very good actor, because I'm 41.

If I could walk into the 'Friends' audition again and go or not go, I have to say it's 50-50.

As an actor, being on autopilot is the worst thing possible.

I used to spend a lot of time just thinking about myself, thinking that the party started when I showed up.

In television or a movie I bring my own ego and consequently can mess up. In the theatre I learnt very quickly to shut up and listen. Now I am able to get out of my own way.

I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year.

I never really thought of myself as a physical comedian. But when I was a kid, I used to, you know, pretend to trip over things to make girls laugh in school and stuff like that. So I kind of learned how to fall without hurting yourself.

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.

I was like: I'm going to ask her [Julia Roberts] out but I'm going to be very nervous about it. Then she said yes, I got even more nervous.