110 Quotes by Maureen Dowd

Just because digital technology makes connecting possible doesn't mean you're actually reaching people.

Celebrity is the religion of our time.

Zingers should glow with intelligence as well as drip with contempt.

The insane have achieved political respectability while the sane act too good for it all. The irrational celebrate while the rational act bored and above-it-all.

If wit is the most sophisticated form of humor, pranks are the most juvenile.

Perpetual optimism is annoying. It is a sign that you are not paying attention.

Even when conservatives have all the marbles, they still act as if they're under siege. Now that they are under siege, it is no time for them to act as if they're losing their marbles.

President Bush was once asked which Presidential speech he admired most. He replied that it was the one Teddy Roosevelt had in his pocket that had helped cushion the blow of a would-be assassin's bullet.

Eric Schmidt looks innocent enough, with his watercolor blue eyes and his tiny office full of toys and his Google campus stocked with volleyball courts and unlocked bikes and wheat-grass shots and cereal dispensers and Haribo Gummi Bears and heated toilet seats and herb gardens and parking lots with cords hanging to plug in electric cars.