110 Quotes by Maureen Dowd

Don’t write anything down, but save everything that anyone else writes down.

Digital platforms are worthless without content. They’re shiny sacks with bells and whistles, but without content, they’re empty sacks. It is not about pixels versus print. It is not about how you’re reading. It is about what you’re reading.

I don’t understand men. I don’t even understand what I don’t understand about men.

Military guys are rarely as smart as they think they are, and they’ve never gotten over the fact that civilians run the military.

If you’re famous enough, the rules don’t apply.

Reagan didn’t socialize with the press. He spent his evenings with Nancy, watching TV with dinner trays. But he knew that to transcend, you can’t condescend.

Women have become so obsessed with not withering, they’ve forgotten that there are infinite ways to be beautiful.

It is men’s worst fear, personally and professionally, that women will pin the sin on them.

The Obamas, especially Michelle, have radiated the sense that Americans do not appreciate what they sacrifice by living in a gilded cage. They’ve forgotten Rule No. 1 of politics: No one sheds tears for anyone lucky enough to live at the White House.