37 Quotes by Maurice Saatchi

I write in the most distressingly slow way in terms of punctuation and grammar.

In fact, I argue that the future of advertising, whatever the technology, will be to associate each brand with one word. This is one word equity. It's the modern equivalent of having the best site on the high street, except the location is in the mind.

The essence of parenthood is to make children think that they are the most handsome, intelligent, brilliant person in the world.

Advertising at its worst will be killed by the Internet. And rightly so.

America's critics can be heard everywhere. It is too much in love with money - worshipping the god of the marketplace, the golden calf. It has too much money, seven of the top 10 banks, eight of the top 10 companies etc. It is too stingy, giving away less of its wealth than other countries. It is vulgar, a rich barbarian.

Advertising holding companies used to boast about their share of the advertising market. Now they are proud of how much of their business is not in advertising.

It's my view that human dignity - an attribute which for years has been taken by the Left in British politics - resides in fact in Tory values of independence, individuality and self determination.

All media owners want to attract advertising revenue. Google is no different.

Poetry can't cure cancer, but it can save your life until you die.