176 Quotes by Max Beerbohm

As a teacher, as a propagandist, Mr. Shaw is no good at all, even in his own generation. But as a personality, he is immortal.

And love levels all, doesn't it? Love and the Board school.

People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table.

To mankind in general Macbeth and Lady Macbeth stand out as the supreme type of all that a host and hostess should not be.

Humility is a virtue, and it is a virtue innate in guests.

No Roman ever was able to say, 'I dined last night with the Borgias'.

The Non-Conformist Conscience makes cowards of us all.

You will find my last words in the blue folder.

Anything that is worth doing has been done frequently. Things hitherto undone should be given, I suspect, a wide berth.