16 Quotes by Max Clifford

Max is so bloody thick sometimes. He could have got double that.

Now people are famous for doing things that 15 years ago they would have tried hard to keep out of the papers.

There is more to come on this story.

With clever PR and marketing it could be worth hundreds of thousands of pounds and potentially a nice film deal. If he gets piano lessons and becomes amazing then it could be millions.

And you know what's wonderful? ... I can do that everywhere!

The British public can be very tough on celebrities who go off the rails. Or at least the ones who get caught doing it. But there is nothing we like better than the drama of an improbable come-back.

Young people realize that you don't need skills for being famous and believe it is easy, which it is not.

This is an extremely lucrative sport and a glamorous one. He can make a lot of money and be a very valuable commodity for advertisers.

The upshot was that no mention of the Chelsea strip headlines can appear in my book. It's absolutely hysterical. He was the only person to make a proper complaint. Everyone else seems happy.