66 Quotes by Max Greenfield

I love Twitter. My favorite thing to do these days is to tweet things that seem very questionable as to whether I’m joking or not.

In my latter years I’ve decided that there’s too much to keep track of when you go into the lying game. That becomes stressful and it’s not for me anymore.

For a girl, the wedding is when you’re married. For a guy, it’s when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ring and the wedding.

If you knew my wife, you’d be like, ‘Yeah, you’re very married.’ She runs the household. I refer to her as ’the greatest director I’ve ever worked with.

So when you go to a set and you just fully trust everybody, you know how hard everybody’s working, you know that the people doing it are good and have such a strong vision – that’s exactly my experience on ‘New Girl,’ and what my experience on ‘Veronica Mars’ was like. Everybody was just so great.

Another show I really enjoyed working on was ‘Raising The Bar.’ I did four or five episodes of that show.

I literally have over a thousand emails in my inbox that need to be returned. I’m sure all of my friends and certain family members are like, ‘Oh, look who got nominated for an Emmy and doesn’t want to write me an email back!’ I need a good few hours to just sit and get on the phone.

No offense to the other people that we work with, but we spend 14-hour days with each other. You’re dying for some sort of new rhythm to play with and another person to have fun with. It’s like, “Oh, I can’t wait to hang out with Zoe Lister Jones today and not deal with that Jake Johnson.”

When I’m in the car sometimes it’s like, ‘Yeah, man, just put on the pop music.’ You know what I mean? I don’t want to listen to Tom Waits.