66 Quotes by Max Greenfield

Having worked with Sarah Paulson on 'American Horror Story: Hotel' and seeing the lengths she goes to when shooting a scene, you go, 'Oh, so that's what this is going to be like.'

When you get to Heaven, God points you to the all-Entenmann's craft service and says, 'You can eat all you want, and you don't gain any weight.'

Having two kids is like having 1000. It's just scheduling, moving around, being mobile.

Early success is really scary. Especially in acting.

I just felt like actors - I watched a lot of 'SNL,' and those guys just seemed like they were superheroes - that that wasn't a reality for anyone other than people with superhuman strength. So, I mean, I acted a little bit in high school, but the idea of doing it professionally was just never really an option.

My parents were the best. They were very supportive.

I lived with a bunch of guys for about a year in L.A. when I was younger. But I never had a weird roommate situation.

I always tell people I'm not one of these guys that was, like, born with, like, a halfway decent body.

I'd much rather look adorkable than cool.