15 Quotes by Max Miller

In the gay community, there are a lot of guys similar to Ennis who are afraid to come out.

My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.

My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.

My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the three acres.

My wife’s father said if you marry my daughter I’ll give you three acres and a cow. I’m still waiting for the three acres.

My wife’s the ugliest woman in the world – I’d sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.