23 Quotes by Megan Boyle

i want to go to the gymand pretend the weight machines are drumsand play the longest drum solo on them

Feel completely unable to do anything. Try to picture your life in five years. It really seems like you will be dead.

shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator

i could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages

being sick feels like you're wearing someone else's glasses

i had a dream that there were these huge indoor swimming pools called 'lobbies' that poor people used to do mass amounts of laundry

For about four years, I’ve been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because they had sour cream on them. I started saying this because a friend I admire hates sour cream. I told him I hated it too so we could have a funny thing in common.

i wish cats could float around your head

i wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good