23 Quotes by Megan Boyle

my cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it

If someone asks me where I bought something I’m wearing, I will usually say I don’t remember.

Something was comforting about strangers—it seemed like they would exist forever as the same, unknowable mass.

i want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party

i want to fall backwards into a pit of bioluminescent pokémon

people like to see will smith reacting to aliens

i want to interrupt a game of magic the gathering by busting through a wall on a motorcycle

argued for an hour on the telephone. now looking at pictures of carbs

tom clancy probably wears a baseball hat when he has sex