332 Quotes by Megan Fox

Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air.

In New York, especially, so much of your life is spent on the streets. You don't always want to be driving around in an SUV with a security guard. You want to be able to walk to a restaurant; you want to go and do things.

Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they're immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.

I need to hold onto my soul and my integrity, and I can't compromise that.

If I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I'll quit Hollywood and go to work at Costco.

If you're billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it.

When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who's not their partner. It's really kind of gross.

Self-loathing doesn't keep me from being happy. But that doesn't mean I don't struggle.

I have a season pass to several of the VH1 shows, like 'Rock of Love' and Flavor Flav's show. It's kind of embarrassing because it's completely ignorant television - it's all totally fake and garbage - but I still love it.