332 Quotes by Megan Fox

I’ve never really socialized; I’ve always been anti-social and preferred to be at home. I was never, even my late teens and early twenties, into clubs and parties and stuff like that.

I’m one of those people who fiercely guards their privacy, so I hate doing interviews.

I like to be open with journalists and I like to be honest. I hate being disingenuous because that’s really uncomfortable for me; I don’t excel at doing that.

I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.

Ninety-eight percent of the things that come out of my mouth are intended to be harmless or even charming. They’re not ever intended to be offensive or controversial.

I could see myself in a relationship with a girl; Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.

I feel people think I’m almost like a robot – like an android I just don’t really get portrayed as someone who has feelings or who is sympathetic like a self-absorbed ice queen.

Zac Efron is my obsession, we’re the same person. We’re not actually here, it’s like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it’s me, and you don’t know that. It’s one of the greatest mysteries of all time.

Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they’re immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.