332 Quotes by Megan Fox

Having been in a relationship since I was 18, I’m very domestic, but I don’t enjoy cooking for myself. I don’t mind cooking for other people. But I don’t like cleaning or washing dishes, although I don’t mind doing laundry.

I’m not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I’m not Meryl Streep.

As soon as you tell me to do one thing, I do the opposite. As soon as someone tells me not to get any more tattoos, I have this intense fire burning inside me to cover myself with them. I don’t care if it’s self-destructive. I just have that need to rebel.

In the past, I’ve been reluctant to share any bits of truth about myself or to really let people in on my reality. So I have said some things to throw people off the scent of what’s really going on in my life. So I have sort of aided the media in printing these misconceptions, which I regret.

I haven’t gone completely insane, but it might happen soon.

Sarcasm doesn’t translate in print at all.

Because everyone is someone’s child, every woman seems like someone’s mother.

I don’t really resent being on the red carpet as much as I do having to deal with the paparazzi.

Even when I’m trying to be straightforward and honest and my comments are innocent, inevitably they get turned into something sort of salacious.