111 Quotes by Megan Mullally

Many of the people I’ve worked with over the years came from a sketch-comedy background or an improv background, and I’ve learned a lot from them.

That’s the key to comedy: allowing yourself to look stupid.

I also really feel the touch of my parents when I’m in the kitchen, thanks in part to the fact that I’m often frantically texting with them while I cook.

I love first read-throughs because you get to find out what everybody’s vibe is, and who’s good, and who sucks. It’s fun – it’s like the first day of school. You find out who you’re going to be friends with.

Nobody’s ever kept their sitcom character going after the show’s off the air.

M: I had dutifully scanned the entire circle of the cast to see who I was going to have my fling with, because of course that’s what you do the first day of rehearsal, if you’re single. I’m sorry to say that my lord and master Nick Offerman did not make the first cut. He did not register on the fling-o-meter.

All I ever want to do is read. I only leave the house under duress.

All the writers on our show went in and got in the bed and took a picture in Cher's bed, even though she was never in it.

Sean is so funny. One time he went to Ireland for two weeks with his mother, and Ireland is so beautiful, and he got back; we were like, 'How was it?' and he was like, 'Ugh I was so bored.'