9 Quotes by Michael Ampersant

The person first showing up for a date is always the loser.

Now, if Tolstoy were still with us, he would tell us that there are basically tow types of blogs, happy family blogs, and unhappy family blogs.

The average sexual intercourse lasts sixteen point to minutes," he says, breaking the spell."That's long.""I can't believe it either, but that's what the medical literature says.

Yes, we were quite satisfied. His penis is long and thin, like the dong of a chimpanzee. What can I say? Intercourse is intercourse. You want to know more?

Classical drama depends crucially on people not having cell phones.

Why don’t you show me your latest Prolog program?

When you’re in hole, stop digging.

That was quick, but profound. More profound than a quickie.

Perhaps he wants friendship, friendship sans Facebook account.