11 Quotes by Michael Holbrook

As a kid, snow served the useful purpose of closing schools. As an adult – it shuts down any activity a decent, suntanned person over the age of thirty-five enjoys. I don’t do snow forts, snowballs, snow angels, snowmen, snowmobiles, or snowshoes. I don’t like to walk in it, drive in it, ski on it, or sled on it. Other than that, snow is just ducky.

If you can’t find the spirit of the holidays in your heart, you’ll never find it under a tree.