65 Quotes by Michael O'Leary

We think they should pay €60 for being so stupid.

Ryanair brings lots of different cultures to the beaches of Spain, Greece and Italy, where they couple and copulate in the interests of pan-European peace.

I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.

The French have never produced a great philosopher. Great wine maybe, but no great philosophers.

The chattering bloody classes, or what I call the liberal Guardian readers, they're all buying SUVs to drive around London. I smile at these loons who drive their SUVs down to Sainsbury's and buy kiwi fruit from New Zealand. They're flown in from New Zealand for Christ sakes. They're the equivalent of environmental nuclear bombs!

It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.

I'm probably just an obnoxious little bollocks. Who cares?

If drink sales are falling off, we get the pilots to engineer a bit of turbulence. That usually spikes sales.

We need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants.