65 Quotes by Michael O'Leary

Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody computer fly it.

All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!

If global warming meant temperatures rose by one or two degrees, France would become a desert, which would be no bad thing. The Scots would grow wine and make buffalo mozzarella.

Code-sharing, alliances, and connections are all about "how do we screw the poor customer for more money?"

I'm here with Howard Millar and Michael Cawley, our two deputy chief executives. But they're presently making love in the gentleman's toilets, such is their excitement at today's results.

Ryanair's biggest achievement? Bringing low fares to Europe and still lowering em. Biggest failure? Hiring me.

Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.

I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.

The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland.