11 Quotes by Michael Rosenberg

Daunte Culpepper couldn't hit a sleeping cow with a 10-yard pass, unless that sleeping cow happened to be wearing an opposing uniform, which rarely happens. Culpepper has thrown eight interceptions and no touchdowns. This can only mean one thing in Randy Moss's house: Smoke 'em if you've got 'em.

The non-Hispanic Internet penetration is flattening out, but we're seeing gains in the Hispanic area.